Drinking Toasts Thread starter amxguy1970; Start date Apr 22, 2009; Apr 22, 2009 #1 A. amxguy1970 New Member. Entertain your group with these witty, heartfelt, and . Dance like nobodys watching.Satchel Paige, 73.) If the ocean was beer and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and drink myself up. Generally, there is no right or wrong hand to toast with However, in some cultures, it is considered polite to use your dominant hand. May misfortune follow you the rest of your life,And never catch up. When we drink to the usual, we
The test of Gold is FireThe test of Truth is TimeThe test of Gods love are the heavens aboveand everything sublime.Treasures in life are many,dreams realized but few.But I know the test of Gods goodnessis when he gave me a friend like you. Thats right, our robot overlords have infiltrated the world of comedy. 33. Heres to those who seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and cannot tell the difference., 23. Irish Quote: "When we drink, we get drunk. 22. Here's to the ones we love dearest and most. 58.) When the glass is full, Drink up! The best ships are friendships, and to those ships, we drink., #11. (Mark Twain). But a damn sight more sincere. Anonymous, No one frolics I dont! but just for you, I will.. Some ships are wooden ships, but those ships may sink. On the lake, he pulls a beer from the backpack and starts drinking. MDM, Dont know if Ive lied to the angels Than a bushel of roses white and red May they die of thirst. 3.) Yet have no force or power It has that sauciness of Irish drinking toasts, and it's better than just saying, "Drink up!" "My friends are the best friends. Sex and Love editor 42.) Best Inappropriate Toasts Ever Cheers to beers and legs behind your ears. Spanish, I used to know a clever toast 30. Drink, for you know not why you go nor whence. To a good selection, no rejection, a strong erection, a clean injection, and no infection!, 19. We love 'em in lace. If the ocean was beer and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and drink myself up. Here are some examples of funny business toasts to give you an idea of what toasting should be like in formal occasions. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. ListCaboodle - Fun, Informative, And Cool Stories In List Format. A lover when you need one #25. 33.) Here's to champagne for our real friends, and a real pain to our sham friends. 5. Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives and to the good life, whatever it is and wherever it happens to be. 6.) 39.) What's your favorite funny drinking toast? Here is to love that never grows old, and if it does, lets hope by that time were too old to leave each other and start new marriages., #17. Drink it down, down, down. Dr. Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice., #28. Attention, all you wonderful humans! Im sure youll agree with my opinion because its really witty. A round to the worst Learn how to do a Mexican drinking toastArriba, abajo, izquierda, derecha, al centro, y pa' dentro!Arriba: Means UP, so put your hand with your drink UP Ab. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap. 31.) May all your ups and downs be between the sheets. -Here's to those we love the best, we love them best when they're undressed. Till the last mans out and theres no more gin. St Patrick's Day Drinking Toast. Many of these Irish drinking toasts will work both on St. Patrick's Day or on a formal occasion, like an Irish wedding. Hunter S. Thompson, Drinks are on the house
May we be who our dogs think we are. Wholl bury our sons ", "May the best of your past be the worse of your future. May all your ups and downs be under the covers! Smart and full of class If youre looking for more party ideas, check out the rest of our collection. (pronounced Ban-awch(k)-tee nah Fay-leh Paw-rig ur-iv!) 1.) ", "Here's to that long straight piece in Tetris. "May neither of you ever lie, cheat or drink . 26.) In ancient times, friends would share drinks from a communal cup, and cheering was a way to show trust in one another and the drinks purity. The best ships are friendships and to those, we drink. Check out these fun and interesting beer quotes. Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter,Sermons and soda-water the day after.Lord Byron, 77.) Looking for some fun party games to liven up your next get-together? And until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of his hand. "Life is a waste of time. Return to Toast Categories. 15.) Especially if youre an old fellow with an army of memories. 40 Beautiful Irish Blessings for Every Occasion. Want to sound funny and wise? Anonymous, People talk about our drinking or Getz II or the other bawdy miscellanies. ", "Here's to staying positive and testing negative. I used to know a clever toast.But now I cannot think it.So fill your glass to anything.And damn your souls, Ill drink it. May we be in heaven half an hour before the Devil knows were dead., 26. But we love 'em the best when they sit on our face. 11.) 9.) Heres to whiskey,So amber, pure, and clearIts not so sweet as womens lipsBut a damn sight more sincere. If you are looking for some extra entertainment to lighten up your party, check out these 17 Drinking Games. May the roof above us never fall in,And may we friends gathered belowNever fall out. [1934 Anecdota Americana Second Series] Heres to lying, cheating, stealing, and drinkingIf youre going to lie, lie for a friend. on 2015-09-11]. "Here's to the land of the shamrock so green. We have created a collection of funny drinking toasts you can use next time you raise a glass! To the new couple: Never sweat the petty things, but always pet the sweaty things. There are good ships, and there are wood ships, ships that sail the sea, but the best ships are friendships, and may they always be., 6. 20. See more ideas about drinking toasts, drinking quotes, funny toasts. Heres toasting to your health. Here you will find the nasty and sexual limericks that we can't show on the main page. As you can see, there are many ways to give a toast. Cheers to that. Four I'm under the host!" "When we drink, we get drunk. There are many benefits to using funny drinking toasts. ", "To Hell. May good fortune precede you, love walk with you, and good friends follow you. Heres Why Champagne Is Fucking Overrated, The Fire Inside: The Great Drunkards and What They Drank. Heres to tomorrow Little . till it's out of me and out of you. Scott Fitzgerald. 128 Views. Heres to a long life and a happy one, a quick death and an easy one, a good man and an honest one, a cold pint and another one., 16. Because sometimes, it takes another try to find the right person for a long-lasting happy marriage. Life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life. BloonWars 10 yr. ago. She steals all your money and drinks all your booze. I want to thank you all for coming, especially my parents, [when you were conceived] years ago. I raise my head in agreement. When we drink, we get drunk. When a ghost drinks boos, they get sheet-faced. Sometimes its nice to have a common toast ready that works in every situation. If people drink without pronouncing toasts or if they repeat some silly one-liner, it is the last stage of alcoholism. To your genitalia: May they never fail ya, or jail ya. Heres to staying positive and testing negative. The Bar With The Boys"). ", "Here's to a long life and a happy one. But enough about me, heres to you., #12. Work like you dont need the money. poke her in the butt, and you won't knock her up! on Our friends always do Irish Birthday Toasts. . And All that we do, 24. Ive always wanted to create a space where I can express my creativity and explore various topics that interest me. Heres to friends and family who know us well but love us just the same. Irish, May you never go to hell May the bloom of the faceNever extend to the nose. #1. (Sinatra), 11. But when the devil comes a knockin to . 4. Dance like no-one is watching Screw like it's being filmed And drink like a true Irishman. It's time for a toast. 75.) If the ocean was beer and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and drink myself up. Raise a glass in my name With this collection you can add levity to any special event and will surely add some personal touch to it. 61.) Let us drink to bread, for without bread, there would be no toast. Heres to a night on the town, new faces all around, taking the time to finally unwind, tonight its about to go down!, 28. To the bottle, I goTo heal my heart and drown my woeRain may fall, and wind may blowAnd many miles be still to goBut under a tall tree will I lieAnd let the clouds go sailing by.J.R.R. If you like this quote, youll also like these other George Bernard Shaw quotes. I, Roman Marshanski, based this toast on one of the jokes of a famous comedian. Toasting is a rare opportunity to establish or strengthen your rapport with people in a social group. Heres to the girls who doAnd heres to the girls who dontAnd heres to the girls who say they never will,But when the time comes, wont.But heres to the girls most of all,Who says they never will:I cant. Always a good one to bring up as a wedding toast. Francois Villon, Heres to whiskey, scotch and rye Bawdy Drinking Toasts Here are bawdy, erotic or scatological toasts that can be said by either gender. Famous Irish Blessing. Now that you know, here are some funny drinking toast ideas you haven't heard: 1. We love them sitting, standing, lying; if they had wings we'd love them flying. If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart. Hopefully, you wont be too drunk to remember these drinking toasts when it matters. 54.) Shes lost her cherry but it doesnt mean a thing, cause shes still got the box that the cherry came in. Willard Scott, May the devil take our enemies tongues I just gotta let him in. Scottish, Tis better to buy a small bouquet 7. Thu, Mar 17, 2011 at 9:12 am. 47.) -Here's to heat, not the kind that brings down shacks and shanties, but the kind that brings down bras and panties. 4.) Tthan to spend tonight like theres no money. A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a good night and a great night. May the winds of fortune sail you, may you sail a gentle sea, may it always be the other guy who says:This drinks on me.. "All you need is love. May you have nicer legs than yours under the table before the new spuds are up. Of all my favorite things to do,The utmost is to have a brew.My love grows for my foamy friend,With each thirst-quenching elbow bend.Beers so frothy, smooth and cold;Its paradise, pure liquid gold.Yes, beer means many things to me.Thats all for now, I gotta pee. If you cheat, may you cheat death, If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart, If you fight, may you fight for a brother, And if you drink, may you drink with me. So lets get toasting with the help of our robotic friends! Heres to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won.Heres to Americas colors, the colors that never run.May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.Jack Burton (movie king of drinking toasts). So someone get a ladder. May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live. What King? [15 August 2003. by Anonymous (it is in email archive --JP). ", "I would rather be here, with the people in this room, than with the best people in the world! However, suppose you do not drink alcohol or want to consume less at the moment. May they soon improve. Funny drinking toasts are way more appropriate in my circle of friends than the typical "cheers". Here's an Irish toast to your wedding: May the roof over your heads be as well thatched As those inside are well matched. May all your ups and downs be under the covers! -Here's to honor: to getting honor, keeping honor, and not getting off her 'til you get off honor. If you Drink, may you drink with me. May the wind at your back always be your own. May you live all the days of your life.Jonathan Swift, 67.) Not the heat that brings down barns and shanties, but the heat that brings down bras and panties. A toast to bread; without bread, there would be no toast., #23. Pain makes you stronger.Tears make you braver.Heartbreak makes you wiser.And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap. We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who dont. Anonymous, Lift em high and drain em dry And lean well over the rail. Dirty toasts for St. Patrick's Day drunks. This one is a great traditional Toast to show your friends that the moments you share with them are never a waste of life. If God wanted us sober, He'd knock the glass . Which Star Wars character is your soulmate? May the roof above us never fall in, and may we as friends never fall out. May the lilt of Irish laughterlighten every load.May the mist of Irish magicshorten every road.And may all your friends rememberall the favors you are owed.if(typeof ez_ad_units!='undefined'){ez_ad_units.push([[250,250],'humoropedia_com-leader-3','ezslot_13',605,'0','0'])};__ez_fad_position('div-gpt-ad-humoropedia_com-leader-3-0'); 12. I win all So may we always believe in the impossible and never stop chasing our wildest dreams, no matter how absurd it may seem to others., To the overthinkers, the ones who analyze every situation to death. [15 August 2003. by Anonymous (it is in email archive --JP). Wishing you a very happy Birthday my dear dad. Oct 4, 2020 - Explore Nathaniel G's board "military toasts" on Pinterest. Maybe not the best phrase for a gathering with a straight piece, but undoubtedly one of the nicer Russian drinking toasts. If you go before me Better to be a well-known drunkard than an anonymous alcoholic. Follow us on Pinterest and we will love you with the unconditional love of a smelly dog. Heres to staying positive and testing negative. May you get a talking parrot who will keep all your secrets and provide an alibi. 6. Tears make you braver. 11. To my schizophrenic friend. 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Heres to being naughty and saving Santa a trip., #29. 2. May your love life be more exciting than anything youve seen. So lets all get drunk and go to heaven. Omar Khayyam He who makes a beast of himself -Heres to Hell! #13. 13. ORourke, When youre bleeding in the sand Suggested read: Top 9 Birthday Party Games for Adults. Anonymous, Heres to this one So lets get wasted all of the time, and have the time of our life. Here are some clever, thoughtful, and humorous anniversary toasts to help you achieve better intimacy with your significant other on your anniversary. The past is history, the future is a mystery, but today is a gift because its the present., #8. Heres to the great artistic genius, Pablo Picasso. Anonymous, Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. You raise your glass to drink in honor or appreciation of what the toastmaker narrates. 1. Drinking makes happy Top Ten Irish Toasts To Celebrate 1.) We meet to be merry, then let us part wise. Which one is yours? The next party is justifiable with this drinking quote, even to your mom. Heartbreak makes you wiser. Dirty Limericks are the best kind of limericks and the most popular! Life is a waste of time. The Irish are famous for their colorful sayings and quotes. Love like youve never been hurt. As the experience of my amateur theatre group shows, even when Russians become teetotallers, they still pronounce elaborate toasts, raising their cups of tea. Id like to say a little prayer for world peace. -Phil Connors. Keep you rig between the ditches, and your dick in the bitches, Good Comebacks, Roasts, & Burns: Best 99+ You Need To Know, 5 Best DXRacer Gaming Chairs: Racing, Formula, And Drifting, 139 Best Funny Pick Up Lines To Make Her Laugh & Blush, 109 Osho Quotes That Will Inspire You To Live A Better Life, 99+ Really Good & Funny Tinder Conversation Starters You, Corny Jokes For Adults: 143 Best Funny That'll Make You LOL, 55 Best Funny Irish Blessings, Sayings, & Proverbs, 15 Funny Insulting Names To Call Your Friends & More To Know, Best Funny Irish Blessings, Sayings, & Proverbs. From Drinking Song, J. Webley: A toast to Mary, A girl I once loved, Oh Lord, why do things have to die? 34. Four and twenty highballs The weird turn pro. Wouldnt that be a nice toast to find on a beer bottle? drink to the liberation of women and bigger and better orgasms. 21. ", "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. The sweets of life mirth, music, love, and wine. Be warned, though: a few may not be suitable for all audiences, so choose wisely. how smart, or how cute she is. Whether youre celebrating a special occasion or just having a few drinks with friends, these toasts can help make the experience more enjoyable. And those that dont can go to hell., 27. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who dont!, 15. MDM, Life is a banquet and most poor sons of bitches are starving to death. Heres to the bastards Heres to staying positive and testing negative! There is no set rule for starting a toast. Cheers can also be just the simple act of clinking glasses before drinking. 52.) Anonymous, When the going gets weird 28. After all, a good sense of humor is important in every relationship. But a whiskey glass and a fat girl's ass are home, sweet home to me. Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox, "Here's to those who've seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and can't tell the difference. When life deals you a bad hand However, I assure you that this page still has the best funny drinking toasts for friends youll find. 10.) Of drinking at somebody elses expense. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. No retreat no surrender", "May the roof above us never fall in, and may we as friends never fall out. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker., 11. Pockets full of rye After the drink was finished, the celebrants would then consume the toast. Dont step on my hand. English, Wise, kind, gentle, generous, sexy -No matter how beautiful, smart, and full of class. Drink to life and the passing show And the eyes of the prettiest girl you know. Heres to alcohol, which often makes one see double and feel single., #4. May your girlfriend always be horny for you. 39. To hell: May the stay there be as fun as the way there., #24. ", "Here's to panties, they ain't the best thing in the world, but damn close to it! If you post mine. Alcohol may be mans worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.