Lynn Sr. and Rita were not happy to hear that, but knew that arguing with their kids would be pointless. "WHENEVER WE VISIT YOU WE ARE MISERABLE!" Actually, there's something I need to do! Fade to the sisters all waking up from their nightmares. Ive been a really nice guy with you for far too long! No Such Luck, No Such Love is a The Loud House fanfic written by SpartanXHunterX which can be read here. You locked me out of my room, sold all my furniture and made me into a thing!! YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DEALING WITH ME OR MY CATS OR MY DISGUSTING PUDDING OR MY BUNIONS ANYMORE! I'm calling the cops! Lincoln: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Knowing they sealed the deal and there's no way they will ever have to go back to Aunt Ruth's, Lincoln said, "Well so long, freakshow. I plan to do some more humorous parodies and some other stories that aren't going to be as serious as this one, so be on the lookout for that. "I can't believe you," Luna yelled, "I didn't even do anything yesterday and you still decided to ground me for no reason!" Especially, useless, pathetic, irresponsible, arrogant, ungrateful, spoiled, annoying, disgusting, stupid, superstitious IMBECILES!!! [takes the mask off]"I was here the whole time! Lincoln yelled, "WE HATE YOU!" Some sisters those ghouls are. You think you can just say sorry after making me look like a freak and everything will be fine!?! I don't want you quit something you love because of me. ", Pep:[downright bored] "I think I've wasted my life. Slow down Lynn! This feels like a bad episode from a show thats running out of ideas. Luan: (with a broken voice) "We treated you like an outcast because we were stupid enough to believe that junk! Bad luck never happened before when he was there..but he said all we do is just mess things up..we really are the worst family ever Rita: We're sorry kids. (He walks back and forth to get attention) You guys have spent the whole weekend obsessing over this ridiculous good luck/bad luck thing at my expense! We don't need to get violent here. Luna. They were upset and disappointed, their kids promised them they wouldn't cause any problems but they did. "Lynn? What kind of family would do this to one of their own? I've gotten complaints of loud noises, stuff breaking and a possible brawl breaking out in one hotel room. Lisa responded with in her genius talk. Here's another Alternate Ending. [Normal - Remake - Original - Alternate Ending] 11 Louds a Leapin' Intern for the Worse / The Old and the Restless. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. ", (Lynn starts running towards him. The Loud House Re-write #1-No Such Luck Add to Favourites By jgodzilla1212 Watch Published: May 10, 2020 75 Favourites 101 Comments 31K Views (It begins right after Lincoln tells Lily why he can't attend to Lily's play date and he bumps into Lisa) Lisa: >scoffing< Pshaw, There's no such thing as bad luck, there's only science, all else is hooey. ", Rita: "I think we heard enough. With that, the parents just held each other for the remainder of the night, promising to do whatever it took to earn back their children's trust. "WE HATE DOING ALL THOSE CHORES FOR YOU, YOU FILTHY SLOB!" Lori said. Project Loud House; Ties That Bind; It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud, House; Toads and Tiaras; . loud house no such luck alternate ending fanfiction The students of Royal Woods elementary were anxiously awaiting in line to get their yearbooks. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. I HATE THIS!!! Luna: We just weren't thinking bro, we're sorry. And with that, they headed towards the lobby. They also saw Lori in the front seat, Lynn Sr. knocked on the window. If you dont want to wear the squirrel costume, dont wear it. ", Lisa: "And if it's any consolation, you weren't the only one who should've thought about what you were doing. ], Baseball Announcer: "It's goingit's goingIT'S GONE!!! They got to Vanzilla and saw their children sitting the car, very mad and upset. (sniffles) I'd better make a home fast. Eventually, one of them said, "Look officer. Rita: You're all just angry with each other, when we get home, we'll talk about this properly. I cant take a moment more of this! We were given the room." But dont worry, youre still a great writer. it is true that the Duke's actions were noble and his heart was stout, but he held doubts of his. "We just wanna tell you how much we HATE YOU, YOU GROSS UGLY THING!" (to the viewers) "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna have some fun with my family." Leni: WE DON'T DESERVE LOVE OR THIS TRIP TO THE BEACH!!!! nosuchluck loudhouse Well here is an alternate ending to No Such Luck that ends on a happy note. Lucy: Gasp! While this Season 2 Loud House episode might not be as bad as 'Brawl in the Family' or 'No Such Luck,' it's up there. I'm giving it a Teen rating, because while there is no serious violence in this story, there are still some moments that might not be comfortable for youngsters to have to read (primarily shouting and lots of it). I was being selfish!. Lincoln: "Coming!" My coffin. I only own this fanfiction story, which is rated K+, so enjoy. ", (the sisters cheers. Lucy: Helping a brother who helped me. "Nah, Aunt Ruth," Luna said, "you're gonna wanna listen to this." Lynn and Lana were accidentally destroying the hotel shower. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. Unfortunately, they were not quick enough and, in a swift moment, the four were launched into the room across the hall, landing in a painful pile on the floor. ", Rita: "And tomorrow, we're going to the beach." ", Lincoln:[scared] "Lynn's right! "Well mom, you know what I think?" ], [They pant heavily, before realizing it was all a nightmare. Immediately, everyone started running or hiding to avoid getting caught in the crosshairs of their destruction. (Lincoln picks up the head and jumps up and down on it several times.). (closes the door to the room) Lincoln: Okay then. ", Baseball Announcer: "Talk about bad luck. (Groans) I'll never live this down.(covers her face). I would feel awful if you did. Baby Steps / Brawl in the Family. His sisters join too and put Lynn in her place. The Louds. Lincoln and Lucy were dealing with a fictional ghost. It was wrong of me to blame you for my failure and call you bad luck! Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. I have truly failed the term 'scientist'. "Wait," Lori interrupted with, "How could our parents get us kicked out just for taking a late night dip?" Lynn has a bruised cheek and the rest are all still coated in muck and wet from the sea. Lincoln: You are a stupid bully, a coward, a nobody, a freak, a lamebrain, a beast and the worst sister ever AND THAT'S THAT!!!! We're already hanging on a thread as it is! Said baby had an angry face and she glared at her mom and dad, "Poo poo!" It spawned dozens of fanfics about it, and caused his whiny fanbase to go haywire on the sisters. Ive covered for you guys, ive done you all favours, ive gotten you out of trouble, ive spent time with you and this is how you all repay me!?!? Lincoln: I'd like to keep this in private, but i got a question for you angus. "Yeah they did," Luan responded with. I hate the fact that I was ever related to you monsters! nickelodeon nosuchluck theloudhouse # 11 The Black Cat's Curse by 890 7 4 Lincoln is scared, expecting her to beat him up, but instead she wraps her arms around his neck and begins to cry), Lynn: (with a broken voice) "I'm so sorry Lincoln! After a few seconds, the same pounding noise was heard yet again, this time even louder. Felix asked, "Can you tell me what exactly caused these kids to be kicked out?" (Lincoln says nothing to his mother. They notice the huge mess of items in the yard and are horrified.). ", Lucy: "We don't care, we'll watch anything you want. i certainly didn't expect something like that, but i guess curiosity must be fed. "I know you're headstrong sometimes, but I know that deep down in your heart, you love me. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. He brought the talkie down to his level and said into it, "Wait. IM hoping to show this to Nickelodeon themselves someday. showing a flashback of the episode No Such Luck. Uh-uh, I'm nothaving it. During the drive, there was nothing but silence, which is very uncommon for a vehicle that is usually occupied by 13 people. "Yes, you are right," the woman said, "It appears that your parents were caught swimming in the pool after hours." ], Baseball Announcer:[clinging to Pep]"SQUIRRELS WIN! Just a heads up, there are moments of severe anger and shouting, so if you don't like either of these then I'd recommend reading something else. WE RUINED OUR WHOLE FAMILY!!! Lincoln is running through town, sweating, panting, tearful and very thirsty. Experimental One Shot. Rita walked over to her side of their bed and sat down, put her hands on her head and started sobbing. I hate that fact that you never make up for anything! As she started getting cleaning supplies to try and restore the lobby to a sense of glory, Maddie thought to herself, 'If the kids did this to the lobby on their way to find their parents. (The other sisters come over onto the main couch. We are no longer grounded to the room. ], Lincoln: Mom, Dad? She whistles for Fangs. *Cries* It's going to take me days to fix this baby! "Good riddance." (Cries) All my precious tiaras. (They keep searching the house. Directors Kyle Marshall (segment Frog Wild) Chris Savino (segment No Such Luck) Writers Chris Savino Lola: (sniffles) He called us all dummies.and a waste of life. Luan: (starts to cry) He also called us monsters..that we don't care for anyone, but ourselves.. Lana: He did have a point. My family learned not to let something as stupid as superstitions get to them and tear us apart, and I learned to just be honest about things like this instead of convincing them about something ridiculous just take a break from going to certain events. I messed up and maybe i did want to support some of you guys! Lynn Sr: We promise to never do it again! The Loud House: No Such Luck (2 Alternate Endings) View source Ah yes, No Such Luck. "And don't even get us started on the chores she makes us do," Lincoln shouted, "Especially buffing her bunions." Lynn Loud Sr. and Rita Loud were in the spa, trying to get their minds off the trouble their kids caused yesterday. And with that, Felix fell unconscious, thinking about what kind of damage those kids would do in their anger. I hate this stupid beach! The way she said 'Don't Move,' made Lynn Sr. and Rita flinch in fright, they knew from Lori's tone that she dead serious so they knew better than to disobey, it worked all the time they did so it should work when she did it. I don't want to pick a movie you guys possiblyly won't enjoy, I want to watch something all of us will enjoy." House of Lies alt ending14. Lincoln: (with angry tears) I'm throwing this stupid, disgusting thing away! Youre our brother! He then grabs one of the sofa cushions and screams all his frustration into it.). We get it. In order for him to not have "bad luck", his sisters forced him to wear a squirrel suit from Lynn's baseball game. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. Yes." What's going on here?! (facepalms. I am an 11 year old boy, not some object to be pushed away and than used! Lisa: I have truly disgraced the scientific community Lola: Does this mean Linky doesn't love us anymore? YOU'RE THE WORST FAMILY TO EVER LIVE!!!! They thought that if they did or said something that this man didn't like, he would turn them to stone with his glare. My last one just got messed up and i wish to make one properly. I can't believe they said they'd tease you for eternity. I thought you were my family! You can't ground us, we're the parents!" How can I help you?" (He picks up the squirrel suit, jumps up and down on the head and starts ripping the chest)", Lynn: HEY! ], Lynn: "Lincoln, you could've tripped and cost us the entire game! Lincoln finally got through to them, but he didn't feel happy about seeing them cry, he knew he was still partly to blame), Leni: (with a broken voice) "What have we done?! You kicked me out of your lives, now I'm kicking you all out of mine!! ", Luan: "The same goes for all of us. I hope you enjoy, please try to be as gentle yet honest as possible as to what you think about the story (this is my first fanfiction in general). I hate the fact that you never take responsibility! Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Ive come to many grave-digging events and cemeteries with you! (Lincoln is sitting on the back porch while his family is at the game, looking pretty mad. Lisa: (sighs) Obviously one that needs our cerebrums and mental spirits adjusted. "Huh. ", Luna: (with a sad look on her face) "No. I'm not bad luck. (cries). It's my first ever one shot I've done. I ADMIT IT!!! Lola: Me too! Did anything bad ever happen at your concerts with me there? Suite and Sour / Back in Black. Anyway, here's my fanfiction. Despite the pain his body was in, Felix grabbed his walkie talkie and said, "Maddie." Lincoln: (off-screen) Where are you going Luce? Just a heads up, this ending is going to feature a lot of yelling from the siblings and behavior/actions that some of you may believe that I'm representing the siblings in a bad light. We really are just a bunch of chickens Lynn: Fine! 2 months had come and gone and the parents were no longer grounded. They got their answer when, suddenly, the door the spa was kicked open by someone's shoe. Then you'll be treated like irresponsible teenagers." Anyway, enjoy. I will not be discarded and than used!! WE WENT TOO FAR!!! And you better start talking now!". UPDATE: 20/04/2018- the next chapter has been written I just need to correct some thing's from this chapter. Felix got up to see the siblings storming downstairs, ready to give their parents a piece of their mind without a care for who or what gets broken in the process. We got your back. But this particular day, one of those children has been left out due to some "bad luck". They knew their kids wouldn't like that but this was supposed to be a weekend for themselves, not the family, and the kids should've just accepted it and gone to Ruth's. I'll definitely come to your next game, Lynn. And it wasn't just her, everyone in the lobby felt it and they looked around, wondering if there was an unexplainable earthquake coming. And with that the family walked out of the spa, the kids still angry and upset and the parents ashamed and disappointed in themselves. She was bringing Lincoln her Valentines day card.] "Do you have any idea how guilty you made us feel for possibly ruining your vacation for acting like ourselves?" The End. "Two outs in the bottom of the ninth, and the bases are loaded. I tried to make it as comical as i could. Lincoln asked his parents. Re-Uniting With Lincoln by KingMercury254. You try dancing in this heat! Just tell us and well let you skip it. No more Loud Family? And once again, computer typing was heard and, after a couple minutes, she got her answer. You don't care about me, you think I'm nothing, but a thing, you care about no one, but yourselves, you never wanted a boy, you don't have feelings, you all feel NOTHING ANYMORE!!! "No need," another voice was heard saying, everyone turned and saw Jeffrey, the spa manager standing in the doorway, glaring at all of them, "I got staff to pack all of your stuff into your bags and bring it downstairs when I was informed you were still here by Maddie, one of my front desk clerks." (He tears the costume off, leaving a very red and sweat-coated body in his wake. Rita: Sweetie, calm down. Pre-Story Notice: Hello everyone. We let superstitions get to us, and we did something no family should ever do. Of course, it's not like the parents could them there anyway. Lucy: Well, you covered for me and saved me from all this non-stop torment. Needless to say, they were not pleased. And even if you don't always succeed, your a good at it. In this Loud House Alternate universe a man made virus force's mankind to abandon earth.all except one 11 year old Lincoln Loud was accidentally abandoned by his parents and five sisters as an infant and was forced to fend for himself 11 years later Lincoln has adapted to his new hunting and gathering lifestyle and. The siblings had their arms either crossed on their chest or on their thighs in a wing stance, but they were all glaring at their parents. Luan added. Rita: I guess this is what we get for selling all his stuff. Lisa: *Gasp* It's official! I wonder if the windows are locked?" Leni: Linky.(sniffles).please don't do this to us. Lynn Sr.: Son..we never stopped loving you..we do care about you Lori: Don't hurt us like this..we're your familywe want you to be with us. Lana: We didn't mean to ruin your life..(sniffles).we just wanted to avoid bad luck..we're so sorry we went about it all wrong Luna: We get it bro.you were never bad luck..we ruined everything for youthere is no such thing as luckwe'll never live this down.. Lola: You can't hurt your own family like this.. Lincoln: You all hurt me first! Well just grin and bear it. Luan: (tearful) We'll never be able to show our faces in public again. I hate how pathetic and chicken you all are! "you bad luck, Lincoln!" It centers around an Alternate Timeline involving the events of the infamous episode "No Such Luck", where the Loud family thought that Lincoln was bad luck. Okay this episode has already been hated enough you can pretty much type in the rants for 'No such luck' and there will be a lot of those, I too hated this e. Those honors go to Nickelodeon, Teletoon, Chris Savino, Stephen Hillenberg, John A. Davis, Louis Sachar and Gold Cartoonist (who is located on fanfiction). Leni stared crying and the rest of them followed suit. Lock 'n' Loud / The Whole Picture. "Mr. Security Officer, if I may," his attention went down to that of a four-year old girl with shaggy brown hair, glasses and a green sweatshirt, she pointed to the three other men in the room, and said, "I'd like to point out that these three imbeciles welcomed themselves into our room for no good reason.